This Thanksgiving I am thankful for that safety and well-being of Tim Dormer, the Austrialian DJ who streaked down the isle of the #RihannaPlane.
Thankfully, my prayers have been answered. The #RihannaPlane landed safely and those hungry, thirsty, grief-stricken fans were treated to an intimate, performance in New York. Also, Rihanna was not wearing pants.
While waiting for The Princess, I spoke / slurred with Tim Dormer while watching a small mustachioed man grope two asian escorts on the balcony of Webster Hall. Tim is no longer in harms way, but I’ll be lighting a candle for those poor girls.
God Bless Us All.