I’m won’t DARE step down into this spiral, but the fact that over 10K results came up for “One Direction Room Tours” makes me very, very anxious*
*If YouTube were around during my tweenage years, I would have totally posted a Blink-182 Room Tour and about 10,000 other embarrassing things that would have haunted me for the rest of my days. Every day I thank God Above for creating YouTube while I was about to enter college.
Winter is here! Game of Thrones premieres on Sunday, which means I have been spiraling on some of the nerdiest shit this side of YouTube. To save you time and energy, I’ve posted the absolute best Game of Thrones parody here. Yes, it is a tribute to Jon Snow and Ygritte set to Flo Rida’s “Wild Ones.” Yes, a slightly overweight man sings and raps both parts. That should be enough to satisfy your insatiable appetite for GoT tributes, but if not, I’ve rounded up some more of my favorite parodies below.
(Note: I omitted this one, because it’s produced by an actual production team that does this sort of thing for a living. I’m giving credit to the little guys, here. Keep doing your thing, nerds).
Sometimes you wake up with a song in your head. More often than not, that song happens to be Beyonce’s “End of Time.” And that is fine. But for the past week, I have had the Farmer’s Insurance jingle stuck in my head. And let me tell you something: IT IS TORTURE.
You know it. You hate it. “We Are Farmers.” Bum Badum Bum Bum Bum Bum.
Like a crackhead wandering the streets for a fix, I decided to satisfy my need today:
And satisfied I was.
If you’re wondering what that weird tribal dance Beyonce pulled out during yesterday’s Super Bowl halftime show was, you’ve come to the right place. Luckily, I have been studying the art of the Dutty Wine for years and have become somewhat of a preeminent scholar on the subject.
This video establishes what I consider to be the perfect Dutty Wine. He starts out subtle and slow, builds and “wines it up,” enters the split, and pops his booty with the greatest of ease.